Under the mistletoe with Justin.

when you accidentally step on your pet's foot

Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.

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Liam steals a fan’s phone and records on stage

What are your worst habits?

Louis: I have smelly feet.
Niall: I have a smelly bottom.
Louis: He does lots of trumps.
Zayn: What's mine?
Louis: Being late. What's Liam's?
Zayn: Not partying enough. What's Harry's?
Louis: That if he's talking to a girl, basically you have no chance of getting in on the conversation. It's like he's in his own little world.
Liam: Harry has lots of secret celebrity phone numbers and we find out about them later. We'll see something in the paper and be like, "What's going on here?" And he'll be like, "Oh, it's Gary from Take That or whoever, don't worry about it." He's the biggest celeb flirt in the world.
He certainly does have a way with the ladies, doesn't he.......
Zayn: He's just charming.
Liam: He's a cheeky little lad, isn't he? Well, he's not really that little, but you know what I mean.